Dear cats,
Ever been disappointed when you brought your master a dead bird or mouse and they only reacted with disgust!? We’ve all been there… Big Ryan’s Apartment has an exciting new position available for eager self-motivated hunter-cats.
Applicant must be:
A cat (or a pair of cats who like each-other)
Willing to live in my rooftop garden and chase away mice
Compensation:
Shelter
Food
Fresh Water
Occasional petting and praise
Bounty on all mice
Please apply via Wechat, you can add me at: Drilldor (username). If you don’t have WeChat…. Here’s my QQ 1405878851…