Me: “Ya’ll be trolling, Brendan over there could squat me and Charlie”
Brendan, sitting on the couch with a glass of red in one hand : ” I could squat the whole room”
Charlie: ” Guess he needs bigger friends”
Hahahha… Sir Squatsalot, I said he could leg press the whole room but that was when there were like 4-5 people left. It was his Facebook buddy who said he needed bigger friends (in response to a photo that Brendan posted of him leg pressing tons of weight with me perched on top).