Gotta Get Me a Budget Wife

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  • #10686
    RayRay
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    #29239
    BrendanBrendan
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    Quote:
    Not be horny

    Fail.

    #29242
    Rick in ChinaRick in China
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    Haha.. actually, I think the list of requirements suits the “average” classic western wife than what you’d think embodies a modern Chinese wife…

    #29276
    RayRay
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    That article just doubled my useful-Chinese vocab…

    #29293
    VincentVincent
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    The criteria of a budget husband are as follows:

    Between 5’8″ and 5’11”

    Weighs between roughly 145-190 pounds

    Normal haircut

    Damnit. I’m 6ft4, close to 210lbs and don’t have hair. 0/3

    At least the budget husband can be horny…

    #29297
    RayRay
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    Vincent, don’t feel bad, buddy. I was once told a modern Chinese girl demands the ABC: Apartment. Baby. Car.

    Needless to say, I am 0 for 3….(bottom shelf husband!)

    #29311
    Al the Dead
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    You are not alone Ray 🙂 Welcome to the club.

    “They will loyally stay at home and take care of the house; they will not go out to bars or have extramarital affairs. ” – and they call it a man… And i have no idea how to cook either 😀

    #29321
    Merior
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    “Patient, loving, keen to advance forward, modest, earnest, magnanimous, absolutely devoted and loyal, ready to shoulder responsibility”

    I interpret that as…. ‘Be prepared to be nagged to death if you haven’t had a promotion for 6 months, don’t even think of looking at a pert little bottom for artistic reasons and must take the blame for everything regardless.’

    #29323
    BrendanBrendan
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    I interpret that as….

    Handbag carrying wet rag.

    #29333
    RayRay
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    Ability to deal with nagging has always been my achilles heel… (“Woman, there’s the door. Handle turns to the left”) ha ha

    #33982
    Eve
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    haha , i know Budget Wife rules.

    hey, Ray, im Eve, the photo of yours is your cat ?

     

     

    #33984
    RayRay
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    No Eve, my cat would never allow me to publish his photo. Like me, he likes to keep a low profile…..

    #33986
    Eve
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    oh, gotta,  how can i found your email address on this websit by the way ?

     

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