Sorry, had to vent.
Each time I’ve been searched in the Metro since this started, I’ve just kept repeating to the guy/girl searching me ‘I have lots of bombs/grenades/etc’ for my own amusement. Diffuses my frustration immediately.
It’s also nice to see more traffic control police standing around in their oversized uniforms staring into space.
They’re imagining filling their empty utility belt pockets with a variety of sweets. ‘Gummy Bears in this one, Peanut M & M’s in that one…’