Foreign scientist verfies Jin Ke La's superiority. Click to view<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNow that video looks pretty poor and might not qualify as best in show, but things get better for the Shengdiyago Co. In this next commercial linked on the right, they really up the ante, featuring Presidents Clinton and Bush, actors in white capes and flashing lights. They claim that every US President visits the Shengdiyago headquarters before stepping into the White House, to consult with company officials about the right path for America’s agricultural development.<\/p>\n
They also claim to have a special fertilizer from America with twice the potency of ordinary fertilizer. The very same stuff that helped America rise to the top of the world and will help China do the same. They sell all over the world and are engaged in discussions with G8 leaders on on a weekly basis. The daring of it all is really admirable.<\/p>\n
Some of the claims made in the video linked above:<\/p>\n
“Jin Ke La props up America\u2019s agriculture…. It has become self-evident that Jin Ke La is the nuclear weapon that has changed national agricultural.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Large scale computer positioning refines this product from 80 kinds of scarce minerals at precisely 30,000 degrees Celsius!”<\/em><\/p>\n “One kilogram of Jin Ke La can be valued at up to 5 million dollars!”<\/em><\/p>\n “Jin Ke La has helped over 68 countries realize agricultural modernization (more so in Africa!)”<\/em><\/p>\n “Over 3000 freight trains, 1000 cargo ships and 500 planes carry Jin Ke La to over 129 countries around the world, daily!”<\/em><\/p>\n “Jin Ke La came to China in 2007, at the turning point when Sino-US relations had proven an honest 30 years, helping Chinese agriculture to soar!”<\/em><\/p>\n“Jin Ke La was named “Greatest Discovery in the Promotion of Agricultural Development in the 21st Century” by the United Nation’s Agricultural Cooperatives Organization.”<\/em><\/p>\n“Experiments conducted in 129 countries have proven: Using Jin Ke La is a small investment with huge gains!”<\/em><\/p>\n“NASA has proven through research that Jin Ke La is an effective component in terra-forming Mars, substantially increasing the survival rate of plants and driving forward the program for human migration.”<\/em><\/p>\n“Believe in Jin Ke La and you can be the president of America!”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\nFor more, you can check out more Jinkela videos on Tudou<\/a> and take a look at their company site<\/a>. Perhaps one of these days we’ll actually start switching our ordinary fertilizer with the doubly-potent Presidential-grade Jin Ke La.<\/p>\nNotice: Reed assisted in research and translation of this article. Thanks!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If you haven’t heard of Jin Ke La, you should check this out. A Chinese fertilizer company masquerades as an American government-affiliated multi-national with hilarious result.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,42,35],"tags":[77,33,22,80],"yoast_head":"\n
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