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Hi~
Everybody! Are you learning Chinese now?
If you do. Please do this test for your Chinese level.
汉语四级听力
一：录音：“小明，窗台上落了鸟屎，去擦一下好么？＂“我擦！！我不擦！！”
——问：小明擦不擦窗台？
二：录音：“小明，今晚上有思修课呢！你去不去？？”“我去！！我不去！！”
——问：小明去不去思修课？
三：录音：“小明，你饿不饿？我们晚上吃什么好呢？”“额。。。我不饿。。”
——问：小明饿不饿？
四：录音：“小明，你要他那个礼物呢还是我这个礼物呢？”“那个。。。这个吧”
——问：小明要哪个？
五：录音：“小明，你想好了么？”“想好了”“你先说还是我先说？”“我说。。。你说吧。。”
——问：谁先说。
六：录音：“小明，昨天下午你抱着的是谁啊？你女朋友吧？”“你妹！！！我妹！！”
——问：小明抱着的是谁？
七：录音：“小明，这碟是小红的吗？”“你大爷的！我的！”
——问：这碟是谁的？
八：录音：“小明，今天我妹妹来看我，要不要和我一起去见她啊？”“见你妹啊，不见”
——问：小明到底要不要去见人家妹妹？
九：录音：“小明，今天上课用不用带笔啊？”“带毛笔啊”
——问：小明意思带不带笔？
十：录音：“小明，要大扫除了，赶紧去干活。”“干！！我不干！！”
——问：小明到底要不要去干活？
十一：录音：“小明，你能不能不靠在我身上？”“我靠，我不靠！”
——问:小明到底靠不靠？
十二：录音：“小明，去倒一下夜香！你倒不倒？” “我倒！我不倒！”
——问：小明倒不倒夜香？
十三：录音：“小明，明天六级考试考吗？”“我靠！！我不考！！”
——问：小明会去考试吗？
十四：录音：“小明，你的睫毛好漂亮，真的假的？”“假的”“真的么？”“真的”
——问：小明的睫毛是真的假的？
汉语六级听力
一：录音：“小明，你吃早饭了么？”“吃个蛋！！！”
——问：小明早上吃了什么？
二：录音：“小明，毛主席和我掉水里先救哪个？”“救毛主席啊！！！”
——问：小明救了谁?
(这个答案我也不知道)
三：录音：小芳：“你妹啊，老娘这个月大姨妈还没来，愁死姐了，简直就是坑爹啊！”
——问：短文中谁很着急？ A. 小芳她妹妹 B. 小芳她老娘 C. 小芳她姐姐 D.小芳她爹 E .小芳她大姨妈 F. 小芳。G.小芳的男友小明
四：录音：“小明，你不爱她为什么要跟她结婚？”“你妈逼的！！我妈逼的！！！”
——问：谁逼小明结的婚？
汉语究极听力
录音：“小明，谢谢你送我宝马战靴！~”“闹太套！！”
—问：小明姓什么？
A.蓝B.马C.黄D.红
录音：“小明，一起去打篮球啊？” “额，我，我不去了，我还要写小说……”
——请问：小明的身高是多少？
A两米二六，B一米四二
This is a joke about learning Chinese.
But anyone who can understand this sentence. will be marster level about Chinese.
and it is very interesting.
for example.this one.
录音：“小明，滚床单吗？
ask: xiao ming. do you want to have sex?
“滚！”
xiao ming answer is , go to hell!
——问：小明答应滚床单了吗？
ask: is xiao ming ok about rolling on sheet?
in the sentence 滚床单means have sex with somebody. actually most time refers people who meet at bar at first time and have sex later.
so if you don’t understand the meaning of 滚床单，you will totally lost .
滚 this single words also have meaning of go to hell. which is very common for oral Chinese slang.
🙂
Please expand on “滚床单”. What would the best strategy be to get Xiao Ming into bed? At the moment she is clearly not interested, so I suggest we look for a cocky-funny reply to her “滚”. One that will get an impression and leave her speechless.
Remember the goal is to get Xiao Ming home as fast as possible for oral Chinese slang. We’re not playing this long term.
when a women is not in the mood, that is not in the mood .
nothing to do about it!
only wait when she want to do.
and maybe xiao ming is a man:)
Quote:and maybe xiao ming is a man:)This is ridiculous! Why would a man ever say “滚” to a girl if she asks to roll the sheet. Women have feelings too you know. They are in a bar so clearly he is drunk, it makes no sense for him to tell a girl to 滚 when she asks for sex. The only other viable option is that he is gay, but gays are generally very sensitive. So it’s pretty clear we can all agree that Xiao Ming is a girl.
As for the waiting game, I have to disagree again. Xiao Ming will be drunk in a few hours, and if we back off now, she might leave with a different guy.
xiaoming in the whole article have said lot’s words such as “我擦、我去、你妹、干、我靠、你妈逼的、你大爷的、带毛笔的、救毛。。。。。。。all of this referto xiaoming he is a boy!
Because all of these Chinese in English have one meaning is —-fuck!
no Chinese girls talk that way, and if there is a girl talk that way , then she might be very rude. so might be a man don’t want have sex with her.
And there is very important part to tell xiaoming is a man which is this part
录音：“小明，一起去打篮球啊？” “额，我，我不去了，我还要写小说……”
——请问：小明的身高是多少？
A两米二六，B一米四二
in this sentance xiaoming can be two person. one is 姚明，cause he play busketball and he is 2.26m tall. another one is 郭敬明 cause 郭敬明is a writer. he is 1.42m very shortman.
in the sentance xiaoming don’t go for play busketball he said he want to write a novel. so he is 郭敬明，the boy who is 1.42m tall.
As for the waiting game, if that girl is already said No ,what are yo gonna do ?
I don’t know any cocky-funny reply , so you know any?
Quote:or you can try be a gay for one night!滚! Maybe start off with telling me a little bit more about yourself, before I make any life changing decisions like this.
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