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There is a joke from Li Bo Qing (About him), Chengdu people will ask you whatever they see you are doing. Such as, if you are eating noodle, they will ask “eating noodle huh?”, if you are biting a patty, they will ask ” hey you eating patty?”, if they meet you in the toilet, they would be like “nature calls?”, the most intolerable thing is, if they saw you squat in those slots, they would be ” taking shit?” hilarious but it’s true π
StevenParticipantThere is a joke from Li Bo Qing (About him), Chengdu people will ask you whatever they see you are doing. Such as, if you are eating noodle, they will ask “eating noodle huh?”, if you are biting a patty, they will ask ” hey you eating patty?”, if they meet you in the toilet, they would be like “nature calls?”, the most intolerable thing is, if they saw you squat in those slots, they would be ” taking shit?” hilarious but it’s true π
StevenParticipantEat insects, maybe one day I’m in the right mood I’ll give it a try π
StevenParticipantEat insects, maybe one day I’m in the right mood I’ll give it a try π
StevenParticipant-all the couples I saw were sit face to face
-After watching Hangover part 2, I thought Long John’s popular world wide, I was wrong, wasn’t I?
-I never seen anyone give others apple, maybe Apple products?
-they have to hold their girl’s fucking bag, otherwise you won’t have any girls
-that’s true, so embarrassing, not everyone do this, people who do this are those who lack of education
-in China, there are restaurant staff help you clean your table, it’s their job, they get pay from it
-there are few people in gyms in the morning, young people have to work, old people don’t go to gym, I have been to one gym at 11am, only got one person there
-haven’t experienced this problem
-not sure about this, don’t like coffee too much
-it’s not tradition to drink coffee, so maybe they just want to energize themselves after lunch
StevenParticipant-all the couples I saw were sit face to face
-After watching Hangover part 2, I thought Long John’s popular world wide, I was wrong, wasn’t I?
-I never seen anyone give others apple, maybe Apple products?
-they have to hold their girl’s fucking bag, otherwise you won’t have any girls
-that’s true, so embarrassing, not everyone do this, people who do this are those who lack of education
-in China, there are restaurant staff help you clean your table, it’s their job, they get pay from it
-there are few people in gyms in the morning, young people have to work, old people don’t go to gym, I have been to one gym at 11am, only got one person there
-haven’t experienced this problem
-not sure about this, don’t like coffee too much
-it’s not tradition to drink coffee, so maybe they just want to energize themselves after lunch
StevenParticipantQuote:I talk about cunts at the dinner table all the time, sometimes I even talk TO cunts at the dinner table, although make an attempt to have dinner with as few cunts as possible πLinka, no slapping, most girls find it funny when guys throw some “pi” in their chinese – especially if the guy saying it is attractive and they’re hoping to Sit On The Lotus!
θ―΄εΎε₯½: Word
StevenParticipantQuote:I talk about cunts at the dinner table all the time, sometimes I even talk TO cunts at the dinner table, although make an attempt to have dinner with as few cunts as possible πLinka, no slapping, most girls find it funny when guys throw some “pi” in their chinese – especially if the guy saying it is attractive and they’re hoping to Sit On The Lotus!
θ―΄εΎε₯½: Word
StevenParticipantθ§ι³εθ² Guan Yin sits on lotus: when having sex, if the female sits on the male’s dick, it’s called θ§ι³εθ²
StevenParticipantθ§ι³εθ² Guan Yin sits on lotus: when having sex, if the female sits on the male’s dick, it’s called θ§ι³εθ²
StevenParticipantεθ΅· bo qi: erected, boner
StevenParticipantεθ΅· bo qi: erected, boner
StevenParticipantQuote:re: θθ± — it’s also used in context of “blow up the chrysanthemum” to mean fuck in the ass, ask a girl if you can blow her’s for an always-different but usually-passionate response πbao ni ju hua!
θθ± also means gay, if you call a guy his surname follow by θθ±, it means you are calling him gay
StevenParticipantQuote:re: θθ± — it’s also used in context of “blow up the chrysanthemum” to mean fuck in the ass, ask a girl if you can blow her’s for an always-different but usually-passionate response πbao ni ju hua!
θθ± also means gay, if you call a guy his surname follow by θθ±, it means you are calling him gay
StevenParticipantQuote:I Too would be very interested to hear the details of the bus/stop wifi service.I didn’t heard that bus/stop has wifi coverage, but I saw the news that there are some red phone booths with wifi service available on Ren Min Nan Lu
StevenParticipantQuote:Also, the way you spelled “foreign” looks like “foreskin” hahahaLmao
StevenParticipanteasy friend, he was introducing himself, not you, so he can call whatever the fuck he wants to call himself, no big deal π
StevenParticipanteasy friend, he was introducing himself, not you, so he can call whatever the fuck he wants to call himself, no big deal π
StevenParticipantAnother of my pet phrase is ηε½±εΏ(it’s Sichuan slang), means “loser” π
StevenParticipantAnother of my pet phrase is ηε½±εΏ(it’s Sichuan slang), means “loser” π
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