[Billy]

Beer, ladies, books, weirdness, rickshaws, chinese food, people are nice, it’s weird… it’s the closest you’ll get to living on Mars. Um…

[Billy]

Oh God. I’m like a one-note peripheral character in a quirky 80’s sex-com.

[Billy]

Yeah, exactly, y’all had to get all real on my ass didn’t you?

I agree with whoever wrote passion and being different are usually what makes someone attractive. It’s like, if everyone has the job, the money and the looks, it becomes.. meaningless. Value is very much determined by a flux of bubbling emotions in the gene pool, and it will always change. But I also think it’s important to cover the basics and demonstrate that value accordingly.

And if all else fails, just apply the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

[Billy]

Can I retract my jokingly bad earlier edition? Some of these are surprisingly good, especially the Fred Dintenfass. Okay, I’ll be back later to get real on all your asses.

[Billy]

Of course. But only if both members aren’t attracted to each other.

[Billy]

i just wanted to add that shit is hella cheap so now is the time to buy for all laowai with a bit of cash saved.

[Billy]

man, this movie RULED! thank you james bond anniversary!

[Billy]

for you it’s all about your sensual yet masculine HANDS.

hahaha i kid, i kid.

[Billy]

y’know, i’ve had savings accumulating in investments overseas for quite a few years now.. if i keep on enjoying myself over the next year, who knows? i may have to buy a place too!

[Billy]

hell, i love china and everything but after being here for a while.. i dunno what kinda future it would be if china ruled.. a crazy one? japan, i could see ruling, if they had the population.. china has the population, but there’s a lot of weird things which don’t make sense going on at all institutional levels.. so.. my guess is it will become the number one economy just to sustain its population and it will be a serious manufacturer and exporter of foreign goods (the way it is now) but i dont think most people in other countries will notice a ‘change in the world’ or anything. there are already china towns in most western cities so it won’t be like the 80’s when suddenly sushi became trendy, etc.

[Billy]

are you kidding me? gorgeous eyes and a smile like that? hehe :p (talking about her, not you)

[Billy]

be a tall, good looking white male and your chances are pretty high. i know that sounds racist but it’s true. anyways, i had a tough time with english during my formative years at school – but guess what? now i teach it – and i’m making more than 90% of the local, even engineers! (not to brag) so doing this will be great for you in terms of money and partying down

[Billy]

seeyou at the book worm?

i been in chengdu now for quite a few months. i’m teaching english. i’m a boxer. i love it here! so much fun! we should hang out! seeya!

[Billy]

i been in chengdu now for quite a few months and let me tell you: its great! at first it was just okay, but after a few months, when you pick up the language, meet people and know who to party with, it’s great! best place in the world! hahaha

[Billy]

hey lisa i was wondering if you want to hang out with me sometime

[Billy]

Thanks again Charlie.

Yeah, I’m a pretty honest guy. I don’t even see anything particularly WRONG with one-night stands, just as long as you’re honest about it. So if that’s what I was after, I’d SAY THAT.

Instead I wrote what I was interested in finding, and people assume the worst. Oh well, that’s to be expected I guess. After all, I am a white guy in China and people love to stereotype.

@ Ric, I laughed at your language exchange comment, mate.

[Billy]

Bai Ling’s from Chengdu? I recall her from such films as “Southland Tales” (ugggghh) & “The Crow” (YAY).

[Billy]

Done deal, Charlie.

[Billy]

Jerry, if you still want to ‘break my limbs’, I’m sure you’ll find me around the city soon enough. You know what I look like. Unlike you, I posted a photo.

Also, why you now pretending to be Mr. Nice guy? You already know why I called you an asshole. You bait an argument by racistly lumping me into ‘Category __’ then when I send you a PM you say “TOO LONG, DIDN’T READ’. That’s what I call being an ASSHOLE. Anyways.. I’m done here, seeya round kiddo. 🙂

[Billy]

@ Charlie

Thanks mate.

@ Kick

I wasn’t referring to you, I was referring to Jerry. It was the ‘all foreigners are only in China to get laid’ (sent in PM), and the ‘(you are a white guy with an) asia fetish’ bs that bugged me. But I realize now I’m just dealing with a troll-boy so we can move on.

@ Jerry

I’d probably fall for it, if it hadn’t been for your last post. I sincerely doubt a reputable martial arts instructor goes online to arrange fights. Especially by bating people with bs lines such as: ‘all foreigners are only in China to get laid’.

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